I remember i was out on my bike and i got hit by a lorry and my left leg got crushed under the wheels, the driver then drove off. Luckily David Beckham was driving behind and witnessed the whole thing, he got out and asked if I wa ok, I said I'm alive but I need you to call for an ambulance because of my leg, he said he understood and then gave me £50 and said "hop it goes well mate" he then drove off, but didn't call an ambulance.
I eventually had to have my leg amputated after several failed attempts to save it. I lost a leg but gained a lot of respect for Mr. Beckham.
I was sailing in the pacific ocean. Then, a storm came and my boat got hit in a big iceberg and somehow i drifted in a island. I somehow survived for 2 days then a football came to the shore. I was going to grab it then, i saw someone running in the water and he tackled me and shot it and shouted GOOOAAAAAALLL. I woke up my dress was torn and was surprised, He told me nice try and gave me 50 pound to buy a new clothes. Nice guy david becham.
I remember the 1st time I met David Beckham my parents both just died In a car crash and I was in tears thinking my life was over so I was about to climb onto a bridge and David said "no Taylow stop it" at 1st I thought it was my little sister I turn around it was David he give me £50 and told me to go to Old Trafford watch a game and have a pint, ever since I found a reason to live and that reason is Manchester United thank you David Beckham I owe my life to you
I met David Beckham while swimming off the coast of Cape Town. A shark was on my tail, I thought my days were numbered, when a man on a jetski appeared and overtook the oncoming shark. It was Becks, and he handed me a £50 note and told me to be on my way. The shark still got my foot, but it was right sound of him.
I remember the first time I met David Beckham. I was drunk and heading to the local brothel when, to my unfortunate surprise, I realize I spent my last £50 on last orders at the local bar I was occupying. As I stood there weeping with my head in my hands I hear a almost child-like voice asking me what's wrong, I look up and its none other than thee David Beckham, I explain my problem and to my surprise he hands me a £50 note he was throwing away anyway, along with a recommendation for one of the ladies. As he left I shouted "Thanks Mr Beckham" he turns around with a cheeky smile and says "Call me Becks, son. Now go fill that black hooker with some white cream".
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Best comment section in the world still going strong 5 years later
He gave me £50
Always be a legend. Shame that he didn't stay at United to the end. ?
weirdest comment section on this platform?
Can anyone explain whats with the 50 pound jokes?
Best thing about united fans is that they never forget their legends, a red always remains a red #GGMU
Politician? u nasty son go n learn loving ur club from him. coz by urself u can't u shitty piece of disgrace
I remember i was out on my bike and i got hit by a lorry and my left leg got crushed under the wheels, the driver then drove off. Luckily David Beckham was driving behind and witnessed the whole thing, he got out and asked if I wa ok, I said I'm alive but I need you to call for an ambulance because of my leg, he said he understood and then gave me £50 and said "hop it goes well mate" he then drove off, but didn't call an ambulance.
I eventually had to have my leg amputated after several failed attempts to save it. I lost a leg but gained a lot of respect for Mr. Beckham.
Lol i was wondering where the video was with all the 50 quid jokes. Lucky to stumble back
I was sailing in the pacific ocean. Then, a storm came and my boat got hit in a big iceberg and somehow i drifted in a island. I somehow survived for 2 days then a football came to the shore. I was going to grab it then, i saw someone running in the water and he tackled me and shot it and shouted GOOOAAAAAALLL. I woke up my dress was torn and was surprised, He told me nice try and gave me 50 pound to buy a new clothes. Nice guy david becham.
I remember the 1st time I met David Beckham my parents both just died In a car crash and I was in tears thinking my life was over so I was about to climb onto a bridge and David said "no Taylow stop it" at 1st I thought it was my little sister I turn around it was David he give me £50 and told me to go to Old Trafford watch a game and have a pint, ever since I found a reason to live and that reason is Manchester United thank you David Beckham I owe my life to you
WHAT A SHITHOLE
These comments are hilarious
This should be called Funniest Comments Page on YouTube LOL
these comments are fucking hilarious lol
I met David Beckham while swimming off the coast of Cape Town. A shark was on my tail, I thought my days were numbered, when a man on a jetski appeared and overtook the oncoming shark. It was Becks, and he handed me a £50 note and told me to be on my way. The shark still got my foot, but it was right sound of him.
I remember the first time I met David Beckham. I was drunk and heading to the local brothel when, to my unfortunate surprise, I realize I spent my last £50 on last orders at the local bar I was occupying. As I stood there weeping with my head in my hands I hear a almost child-like voice asking me what's wrong, I look up and its none other than thee David Beckham, I explain my problem and to my surprise he hands me a £50 note he was throwing away anyway, along with a recommendation for one of the ladies. As he left I shouted "Thanks Mr Beckham" he turns around with a cheeky smile and says "Call me Becks, son. Now go fill that black hooker with some white cream".
Legend!